- Steve Sanders: She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know. I went out with her for a year.
- Steve Sanders: You got a nose job!
- Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did.
- Steve Sanders: Looks good.
- Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh!
- Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off.
- Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.
- Mr. Ridley: Choose your seat with care as the person sitting next to you will be your lab partner for the rest of the semester.
- [an overweight girl looks for a partner. Students try to avoid her. She approaches Kelly]
- Kelly Taylor: Sorry, it's taken!
- Overweight Girl: By who?
- Kelly Taylor: By that girl.
- [Kelly points at Brenda who is entering the class]
- Kelly Taylor: Over here, I saved you a seat.
- Brenda Walsh: Look, I think that you have me confused with somebody else.
- Kelly Taylor: That's okay. I'm being friendly.
- Brenda Walsh: Thanks. My name's Brenda.
- Kelly Taylor: I'm Kelly.
- Brenda Walsh: Hi.
- Kelly Taylor: Are you smart?
- Brenda Walsh: Sort of.
- Kelly Taylor: [smiles] Great. This class can be a real bitch. I need all the help I can get.
- Brenda Walsh: [all the other students drive expensive cars] I think we're going to need a raise in our allowance.
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah.
- Brenda Walsh: Everyone hear looks like they stepped out of a music video. I don't even have the right hair.
- Brenda Walsh: Nobody knows me here! I could be anybody. I could be somebody!
- Brandon Walsh: Like what, Homecoming Queen?
- Secretary: Mr. Clayton, would you please explain to this young man our new restrictions on leather this year?
- David Silver: Hey, Scott.
- Scott Scanlon: I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!
- David Silver: I know, the steps are even bigger. And the babes are outrageous.
- Kelly Taylor: [beautiful young blonde yelling from her BMW convertible] Come on, let's go, let's go!
- David Silver: [junior student, gets honked at by Kelly, then exclaiming as she drives past:] I love this place!