- Jimmy Ryan: [about his newspaper] Is there any way we can be of service?
- Mona von Groana: Probably, but you got too many clothes on.
- Jimmy Ryan: Ah?
- Mona von Groana: I said you talk too much.
- [exposes her buxom figure]
- Mona von Groana: What's the matter? You need a written invitation?
- Jimmy Ryan: What about the interview?
- Mona von Groana: Get down your Skivvies, honey, and I'll tell you my most intimate thoughts.
- [Buxom Mona's massage from her maid turns to a breast massage and then to an oil assisted breast massage]
- Nympho Mania: Feel good now?
- Mona von Groana: Shut up and suck.