The Screentest Girls (1969)
Zoltan G. Spencer: Mr. Zoltan
Quotes
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Mr. Zoltan : Y'know, I have an idea for a film that's gonna be a real winner. It's gonna be an all-girl, all-nude motorcycle film. How does that strike you?
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Mr. Zoltan : Well, anyway, the picture has got a sequence in it that has never been done before as far as I'm concerned. These chicks ride their bikes nude right through the glass window of a beer parlor, ya know? And they break up a fight in there of all guys. It's the lesbians versus the Hell's Angels type of thing.
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Mr. Zoltan : So anyway, what's gonna happen is, the finale of the film is the boys straighten out the girls.So it's got socially redeeming factor, ya know what I mean? It's got heterosexual love instead of homosexual love. It'll bring people right back to the track. Enough of this jazz with girls with girls and boys with boys. That's okay once in a while in a film, but everyone likes the real thing. Family stuff! Ya know what I mean?
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Mr. Zoltan : By the way, I got a terrific bit for you today, so just cool it, will ya?... I got a wonderful gimmick - you're gonna make it with a gorilla!
Honey : Make it with a gorilla? What kind of person do you think I am?
Mr. Zoltan : Oh, Honey, we know just what you are. We've seen your pictures in every arcade in town, baby.
