Filmed back to back with Sex Trek IV: The Next Orgasm, this installment uses the same cast (with Barbara Doll as Ensign Pussy replacing Anna Malle as Cute), the same crew and almost exactly the same script. This time, instead of having Cute manipulate the crew into exploring each others final frontier's, it is an mysterious power source visualized as some kind of throbbing balloon featuring a picture of female genitalia.
The Sexship Intercourse is orbiting Rigel Omega Beta III to investigate said power source. On beam-down, Lt. Commander Dildo (Jonathan Morgan) and Ensign Pussy (pronounced Pussé by Capt Prickhard) find a visor of some sort. Pussy puts it on and sees Dildo in his underwear wearing bunny ears. Apparently this is enough to make any woman horny and they get down and dirty right there on the appropriately unconvincing alien planet set. Will Dyker (T.T. Boy) soon confiscates the goggles and gives them to Dr. Beaverly Gusher (Sally Layd) to examine. Yes, you guessed it, she puts on the eye-ware and Dyker the bunny ears, leading them to do it in the medical ward. As an added bonus, T.T. tries his hand at reciting a sonnet by Shakespeare. He also raps a dirty limerick.
By now the crew is getting suspicious and Georgie (Sean Michaels) spots the groovy lights energy reading (the throbbing female privates). Dyker thinks it might be the essence of Madonna (what's with all the Material Girl jokes in this series?). Prickhard (Steven St. Croix) promises to take the visor to the transporter room but asks Counsilor Joy (Tera Heart) to join him on the Holodeck first. After all, it is their last season together (a topical Star Trek reference at the time).
Having satisfied himself with Joy at last, the Captain then decides to fight back by giving the creature a sexual overload. The other option, complete abstinence, naturally being out of the question in this kind of picture. He orders every crew member to get it on simultaneously while he and No.1 man the controls. So Beaverly and Whoopi (Jordan McKnight) use a rubber toy on each other in Ten Backward while Joy takes on both Geordi and Woof (Julian St. Jox).
Cash Markman and his co-writer Art Waits seem to have been inspired by the Classic Star Trek episode 'Day of the Dove' with this one, which explains why when Cash returned to the Sex Trek universe in 1999, he went back to featuring Capt. Quirk and Mr. Sperm again (but kept the name Intercourse for the ship).
7 out of 10
The Sexship Intercourse is orbiting Rigel Omega Beta III to investigate said power source. On beam-down, Lt. Commander Dildo (Jonathan Morgan) and Ensign Pussy (pronounced Pussé by Capt Prickhard) find a visor of some sort. Pussy puts it on and sees Dildo in his underwear wearing bunny ears. Apparently this is enough to make any woman horny and they get down and dirty right there on the appropriately unconvincing alien planet set. Will Dyker (T.T. Boy) soon confiscates the goggles and gives them to Dr. Beaverly Gusher (Sally Layd) to examine. Yes, you guessed it, she puts on the eye-ware and Dyker the bunny ears, leading them to do it in the medical ward. As an added bonus, T.T. tries his hand at reciting a sonnet by Shakespeare. He also raps a dirty limerick.
By now the crew is getting suspicious and Georgie (Sean Michaels) spots the groovy lights energy reading (the throbbing female privates). Dyker thinks it might be the essence of Madonna (what's with all the Material Girl jokes in this series?). Prickhard (Steven St. Croix) promises to take the visor to the transporter room but asks Counsilor Joy (Tera Heart) to join him on the Holodeck first. After all, it is their last season together (a topical Star Trek reference at the time).
Having satisfied himself with Joy at last, the Captain then decides to fight back by giving the creature a sexual overload. The other option, complete abstinence, naturally being out of the question in this kind of picture. He orders every crew member to get it on simultaneously while he and No.1 man the controls. So Beaverly and Whoopi (Jordan McKnight) use a rubber toy on each other in Ten Backward while Joy takes on both Geordi and Woof (Julian St. Jox).
Cash Markman and his co-writer Art Waits seem to have been inspired by the Classic Star Trek episode 'Day of the Dove' with this one, which explains why when Cash returned to the Sex Trek universe in 1999, he went back to featuring Capt. Quirk and Mr. Sperm again (but kept the name Intercourse for the ship).
7 out of 10