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5/10
A great looking time capsule but not much more.
MarkSweepstakes7 January 2023
I just recently stumbled across the Vinegar Syndrome re-release of this movie and it is worth watching despite the rather boring scenes and confusing plot. For starters, the cinematography is absolutely gorgeous! And I truly appreciated all the exterior location shots, the sets, and high production values. They are by far the best thing about this movie.

The plot? Who cares. Honestly, to me this film was most enjoyable just watching John Holmes wander around downtown San Francisco as it was in 1976. It's amazing how much things have changed (or not)! Like, watch Johnny go the corner of Larkin and McAllister to pick up a newspaper. Then watch him go into the Public Library (now the Asian Art Museum). Afterward, watch him wander down the 400 Block of O'Farrell past all sorts of seedy escort services and porn shops, long since gone. Watch him cruise around in his awesome 1975 Caprice convertible land yacht. Watch him follow Desiree West up to her Nob Hill Condominium high-rise (1170 Sacramento Street). Then watch him visit the home of the sinister Black Widow (2104 Broadway). Finally, watch him mope around the marina after the case is solved.

As Johnny Wadd, Holmes struts around, acts tough, slaps chicks, shoots bad guys, delivers his lines impatiently, and mutters needless obscenities under his breath at the end of each conversation. Sharon Thorpe as the Black Widow wildly overacts (intentionally), screeching loud enough to burst eardrums. Desiree West was beautiful and by far the best actor in this movie. Awesome view from her condo! Annette Haven looked good, too. Luckily by then she did away with her ridiculously thin and arched "David Ferrie" eyebrows that she sported in her earlier roles. Leslie Bovee looked great in a bikini. I was never a John Leslie fan, though -- his reptilian eyes always creep me out.

Anyway, "Tapestry of Passion" is most enjoyable viewed as a travelogue or time-capsule, as well as seeing the cast in their prime. I'd give it a 5.
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8/10
A pretty hot Movie I think
jstthefacts3973225 February 2006
This is pure 70's porn. Yeah the sets are laughable and the acting is bad. However, the sex is awesome. My favorite scene consists of John Holmes and Desiree West, the most beautiful African American woman in the history of adult cinema. It's a pretty tender scene with a lot of kissing (which you don't see enough of anymore in adult).

Annette Haven is as cool and detached as ever, but seems to always enjoy the sex. Lelie Bovee is as usual vocal and enthusiastic when working with Holmes. I always found Sharon Thorpe overrated, and her acting way over the top.

I would love to buy this video if any still exist.
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8/10
Excellent vehicle for the one and only John Holmes
Woodyanders11 September 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Macho womanizer private detective Johnny Wadd (the legendary John Holmes in swell swaggering form) gets caught up in a case involving a beautiful and mysterious femme fatale known as The Black Widow (ripely overplayed with eye-rolling evil relish by the ravishing Sharon Thorpe) due to the fact that every man she goes all the way with meets an untimely end. Director/co-writer Alan Colberg relates the entertaining story at a swift pace and stages the hot and explicit sex scenes with utmost competence. This movie further benefits from the always welcome and alluring presences of three favorite 70's hardcore starlets: The positively breathtaking Annette Haven (as a sexually frustrated woman!), the delectable Lesllie Bovee, and stunning black beauty Desiree West. Moreover, it's a lot of fun to see Holmes play guitar and sing, walk around the seedy red light districts of San Francisco, high five a guy standing outside of a porn shop, and, naturally, bed every last female cast member. Holmes' philosophical voice-over monologue towards the end is simply priceless. Flambe's funky-throbbing score hits the get-down groovy spot. Franklin DeCeco's sharp cinematography provides a pleasing polished look. Recommended viewing for both Holmes fans and aficionados of 70's adult cinema.
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