Double or Nothing (1940)

Tom Herbert: Hugh Herbert Impersonator, The King, Mr. Christian

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Quotes 

• Bill : What do you mean the king? He looks more like Hugh Herbert to me.

  Norma Shearer's Marie Antoinette Double : It's Hugh Herbert's double.

  Bill : Yeah, I know. But, I thought Robert Morley played the King

  The King : Oh, he did; but, I played the Ace! Hoo-hoo! What a trick! Ha-ha. I'm full of tricks. Aw, the trees are treesee and and grass is grassee. All nature is marvelous. I love nature. I love the birds, the trees and the flowers and chickens. Hoo-hoo! Do I love the chickens!

• Mae West Double : Hello, boys.

  The King : Hoo-hoo!

  Mae West Double : Oh, pardon me. I seem to be in the wrong picture.

  Norma Shearer's Marie Antoinette Double : It's quite obvious that you are.

  Mae West Double : Okay, sister, I can take a hint.

  The King : What's your hurry, Toots? Hop on, we'll take a spin through the park.

  Mae West Double : Just who are you?

  The King : I am the King!

  Mae West Double : You look more like the Joker to me.

  The King : Oh, what does it matter. So long as I have the Jack. Hoo-hoo!

• Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : Mr. Christian, this lady has been complaining about you.

  Fletcher Christian : Oh, that's the first complaint I've received onboard the ship. I must be slipping sir. Hoo-hoo!

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : You may be slipping your head in a noose, Mr. Christian, if you don't leave this lady alone.

  Fletcher Christian : In that case, I will leave her alone. Hoo-hoo!

  Greta Garbo Impersonator : Tank you, very much, Captain. I tink I go now.

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : That's all, Mr. Christian.

  Fletcher Christian : And there will be no noose?

  Charles Laughton's Captain Bligh Double : There will be no noose.

  Fletcher Christian : Oh, goody-goody! No noose is good noose. Hoo-hoo!