- Buxom waitress: What does Ned see in a nineteen year old girl?
- Bartender: She happens to be a very smart girl. She knows a lot about the world and stuff like that. Ned appreciates these kind of things, you know.
- [after a cop sexually blackmailed her in order to drop her wrongful charges]
- Buxom waitress: I just wanna go home. I wanna take a shower. A nice slow shower! And then I wanna sleep for a couple of days. And then I wanna press charges! And you're a witness.
- Bartender: Let it go, Michelle. Ah, you don't need the aggravation.
- Buxom waitress: It's the principle.
- Bartender: Why don't you look at it like a learning experience? As a cosmic event of humanity, that you learn, you grasp on to, and you know more about mankind because of it.
- Buxom waitress: God, you sound like me.