Planet of the Apes (2001)
Attar: Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!
[Prying open Leo's mouth and looking down his throat, as though looking for a soul]
General Thade: Is there a soul in there?
General Thade: Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist!
Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just make sure you get rid of them before they mature. Believe me, the last thing you want is a human teenager running around your house.
[to Leo in regarding Earth]
Ari: I'd like to see your world.
Captain Leo Davidson: I know. But they'd probably pry you and poke you and throw you in a cage too.
Ari: [smiles] You'd protect me.
Captain Leo Davidson: Never send a monkey to do a man's job.
Ari: You know one day they'll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, that it was never real. But I'll know.
Captain Leo Davidson: Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.
Ari: Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?
Gorilla kid: My father
Ari: Did he? He's wrong, very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.
Gorilla kid: Human lover!
[Leo notices the human mark on Ari's hand]
Ari: I can't go home either now. So, maybe we're not so different.
Captain Leo Davidson: No, we're very different.
[Ari looks at him sadly]
Captain Leo Davidson: You care about everybody, but yourself.
Limbo: [referring to cuffs] No, no, no, I don't need those anymore.
Gunnar: Says who?
Limbo: Says them! They tried to KILL me! Like I was nothing but a - miserable...
Limbo: How many times do I have to tell you? Wear you gloves when you handle humans!
Limbo: [looking at captured humans] Are you trying to put me out of business? These are the skankiest, scabbiest, scuzziest humans I've ever seen.
Thade's Father: Damn them!
General Thade: I will stop him, father.
Thade's Father: Damn them... damn them all to hell!
Captain Leo Davidson: Our apes couldn't talk.
Ari: Maybe they chose not to... given the way you treated them.
Limbo: [emerging from his hiding place] Oh! It's over already? I was *just* about to make my move...
Captain Leo Davidson: Shut up! That goes for all species.
[When confronting each other on the battle field]
Krull: My fight is with Thade, not you.
Attar: Then your fight is with me.
Captain Leo Davidson: The smarter we get, the more dangerous we become.
Captain Leo Davidson: How did the apes get this way?
Daena: What other way would they be?
Captain Leo Davidson: They'd be begging me for a treat right now.
General Thade: Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don't we?
Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I'll stick with my chimps.
[while holding a gun on Limbo]
Captain Leo Davidson: Play dead.
Sandar: Senator Nado, good evening!
Senator Nado: [Mutters]
Sandar: My dear, you look lovely!
Nova: Thank you, but I'm having a bad hair day.
Zaius, Thade's Father: [about humans] I warn you their ingenuity goes hand in hand with their cruelty. No creature is as devious, as violent. You must find this human quickly! Don't let him get to Calima!
Captain Leo Davidson: We're in control now! We're the 800 pound gorilla!
Limbo: [after being cuffed with cuffs used for humans] Ow! These things hurt!
Captain Leo Davidson: [referring to Calima] Well, that's where my crew is, so that's where we're going.
Limbo: Doesn't he ever stop?
Gunnar: You're letting him go?
Captain Leo Davidson: No, he rides with us.
Limbo: Wha? Wha?
Limbo: This is suicide!
Limbo: [after others move away] Only a human would think riding through an army encampment could work.
Limbo: Y'know, I'd like to thank you, for opening my eyes to a brave new world of trade with the humans.
Captain Leo Davidson: Yeah, no problem.
Limbo: Farewell, Spaceman!
Limbo: [immediately turns around to a group of children] Now, who wants to buy some aspirin?
Senator Nado: [to Ari about humans] Next you'll be telling us that these beasts have a soul.
Captain Leo Davidson: [to Pericles, who is panicking during a simulated space mission] You lost.
Captain Leo Davidson: [stops the simulation] Again.
Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
Ari: We drown!
Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.
Tival: They all want to see this human who defies the apes.
[When telling the human tribes to run away while they can]
Captain Leo Davidson: Look, you gotta make your people understand, it's over there's no help coming.
Daena: You came.
Limbo: [Referring to the captured humans] All right, get 'em out and get 'em clean! Chop chop!
Captain Leo Davidson: I think it's fair to call this hostile territory.
Ari: It doesn't matter: apes, humans, your planet, my planet, the universe seems only to reward cruelty with power.