SLC Punk! (1998)

Til Schweiger: Mark

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Quotes 

• Mark : SINK, YOU FOOL!

• Stevo : [to Mark who is leaving Salt Lake City]  If you ever get lonely, if you ever need someone to talk to... Bob's here for you.

  Mark : Hey Stevo.

  [good naturedly] 

  Mark : Fuck you.

  Stevo , Bob : Noooo. Fuuuccckkkk yooouuuuuuu.

• [handing Stevo a bag of weed] 

  Mark : Here you go, but be careful, that stuff'll make you stupid.

  [Someone throws a beer can at Stevo] 

  Stevo : FUCK YOU.

  Mark : Well, stupider than you already are.

• Mark : That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain.

  Mike : Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does.

• Mark : Now you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this,

  [makes motions of waves with hands] 

  Mark : Right? But you see this water bed is special,

  [draws his hands across the bed] 

  Mark : , you see? It has no waves.

  Stevo : Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?

  [awkward silence] 

  Mark : But this HAS no waves.

• Mike : So Mark. how you doin' old man?

  Mark : FUCK! I'm not old motherfucker.

  Mike : Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.

  Mark : It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.