Twister's Revenge! (1988)

Dean West: Dave

Quotes 

• [Twister, Dave's talking monster truck, has just been shot in the radiator] 

  Dave : Does it hurt?

  Twister : Only when I shift.

• Dave : Every shot you've called, Mr. Artificial Intelligence, has been a loser. To me, love has clogged your transistors. You've got emotion flowing through your logic circuit.

  Twister : Stop the insults. I suppose your plans have shown less emotion by threatening people with guns and blowing up buildings...

  Dave : No, but I'm just a cowboy and I'm supposed to feel emotion when I'm in love. You are a pile of transistors and circuits. You're supposed to calculate and think.

  Twister : I'll give you something to think about! If you don't get me back to the garage, I'll become a pile of scrap metal and my creator and your wife will become history.

• Twister : I am my usual logical, thinking self!

  Dave : C'mon... I'm only pulling your tire.

• Twister : While you have been doing all that manual labor, I have been thinking.

  Dave : Why can't you just say, "I have a plan."

  Twister : Be calm. I'm only pulling you lip.

  Dave : It's leg. Nobody likes a smartass truck.