Felicity (TV Series 1998–2002) Poster


Keri Russell: Felicity Porter



  • Felicity : [Holding a pair of panties]  Hey... um... are - are these yours?

    Meghan : Yeah.

    Felicity : They were in my refrigerator.

    Meghan : Oh, I know. I haven't done that since I was a kid. It feels so good, cold underwear in the morning.

    Felicity : Hey, could you do me a favor and, uh, not put your underwear in my fridge?

    Meghan : Well, they're not dirty.

    Felicity : And also, where's my apple?

    Meghan : I ate it. I thought we had an agreement, give and take.

    Felicity : You thought we had an agreement? We don't have an agreement on anything. We've never even had a real conversation before!

    Meghan : I replaced your stupid apple.

    Felicity : With a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"?

    Meghan : It tastes so much like butter.

  • Felicity : Yes, I will check, and then I will know, and then I will tell you.

    Noel : Okay, just for the record, you've never been weirder.

  • Noel : I gave blood last month, and I had zero contact with anybody, and I have a card. So that means, medically, that I am safe sex material.

    Felicity : Wow. Okay, so, uh...

    [Takes out her day planner and flips through it] 

    Felicity : So, uh, when do you want to do this?

    Noel : Um, now?

    Felicity : I don't want to rush it.

    Noel : No, no, okay. Um, how about tonight?

    Felicity : [Looking at planner]  Uh, lecture.

    Noel : Okay, tomorrow.

    Felicity : I got lab tomorrow.

    Noel : Right. How about Wednesday? I'm wide open Wednesday!

    Felicity : I'm working at Dean and Deluca.

    Noel : Isn't, uh, isn't there someone who can cover for you?

    Felicity : Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I can. Okay.

    [Starts writing in the planner] 

    Felicity : "Noel... sex." Is eight o'clock okay?

    Noel : For sex? Eight o'clock? Eight o'clock is good.

  • Felicity : I want you to have this.

    Elena : What?

    Felicity : Take it. It's yours, okay?

    Elena : I don't want a pity fridge!

  • Felicity : Anyway, in my closet, I found this thing on my wall. It's a list of all the people who lived in this room before me - it went back to 1968. Randall Clark... Melissa Stone... Keith Bradshaw... Patty Tagliabue... I mean these names, these people I never heard of... you know, I just started wondering. I wonder where they are today, you know? How much they remember of their freshman year? I wonder if they're all still alive.

  • Felicity : God, I feel all grown up.

    Julie Emrick : Me too.

  • Felicity : Sally, I would only say this to you, so after you listen to this tape, you have to erase it. But I can actually picture what it might be like to be with a man for the first time, sexually. If you're laughing at me right now, I don't blame you.

  • Noel : And your hair's not so bad.

    Felicity : Liar, you hate it.

  • Felicity : You know that stuff will kill you.

    Noel : Something will. Might as well be cheese spray.

  • [Elena confronts Felicity about her affair with Noel] 

    Elena : Don't try to deny it. You just went whiter than usual.

    Felicity : Who told you that?

    Elena : That Halloween costume you live with. And if you want to know why I'm so upset, it's because if procedure as benign as a fridge lottery is susceptible to sexual conspiracy - what does that say about the whole system?

    Felicity : You think I'm dating Noel to get an appliance?

    Elena : I think you're dating Noel and getting an appliance.

  • Meghan : I think it's premium.

    Felicity : What?

    Meghan : You having a forbidden affair.

    Felicity : I'm not having a forbidden affair.

    Meghan : Man, I had you pegged as this uptight, no-fun, like, follow-the-rules kiss-ass bore.

    Felicity : Well, actually that's much closer to my personality.

    Meghan : You and the R.A! You just went up, like, a notch.

  • Felicity : Julie, I'm really sorry that you heard that. I should have come to you, and told you something up front.

    Julie Emrick : That would have been hard. I mean, how do you tell somebody you're trying to steal their boyfriend?

    Felicity : That's not what I was doing.

    Julie Emrick : God, I feel so stupid when I was asking you, if you thought there was another woman. I had no idea I was talking to her.

    Felicity : Julie...

    Julie Emrick : He's a good kisser, isn't he?

    Felicity : I did not plan this. Julie. I am so sorry.

    Julie Emrick : You know, I really don't care what the hell you are. You can be sorry or not, it doesn't matter to me. You're just a lying bitch.

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