- Alice: Say, is it true what they say about black men?
- The Waiter: No, we do not grow tails after 12 midnight.
- Alice: Let's see if he's telling the truth.
- Aunt Peg Norton: Good idea.
- [Alice suddenly kneels down and unzips his pants]
- Aunt Peg Norton: That's it, that's it.
- The Waiter: Ah, ladies, I'm on duty.
- Aunt Peg Norton: That's alright, we won't hold it against you.
- Michael Ranger: [when Aunt Peg employs a casting couch on him] Are all your interviews like this?
- Aunt Peg Norton: Hmm, the interesting ones are.