Beverly Glen: Olivia

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Penelope : Well *now* what are we gonna do?

  Olivia : Get a job!. First, I'd like to get a hotel room. Pay for it with bucks, not sucks or fucks.

  Penelope : Yeah, well that's all we know how to do is fuck and suck.

  Olivia : Well, that's all gonna change.

• Olivia : Hey, Penny, how does this sound?

  [reading aloud] 

  Olivia : "Murgatroyd Getrich, resident of this area for forty-five years had a stroke and did croak."

  Penelope : Oh God, Olivia, you can't fool around with this. These people are dead. Listen.

  [reading aloud] 

  Penelope : "Residents of this city were shocked and saddened to learn of the sudden death of Hector Ludwin at the age of ninety-four. Mr. Ludwin had been a well-known and popular butcher in this area, and had been retired from that work for the last seventy-seven years."

  Olivia : Oh God! The guy was a bum!

  Penelope : Well it's better than, "She had a stroke and she did croak."

• Jimmy Olsen : Hi. I don't believe we've met.

  Olivia : Hi. I'm Olivia.

  Penelope : Penelope.

  Jimmy Olsen : Hi. I'm Jimmy...

  [looking down her blouse] 

  Jimmy Olsen : Tits!

  Penelope : Jimmy Titz? Such an odd name.

  [Olivia laughs] 

  Penelope : Is that Hungarian or something?

  Jimmy Olsen : No... I mean Olsen. Jimmy Olsen.

  Olivia : Oh, you're kidding. The next thing you know Superman is going to be comin' in.