The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)

S. Scott Bullock: Lemonhead, Pirate 2

Quotes 

• Lemonhead : Shut up, or I'll eat you.

• Lemonhead : You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!

• Lemonhead : Ah, Monkey Island. We had a nice village there. Rent controlled huts, close to the good schools. Those were the salad days, so to speak, until they put in that darned carnival.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Carnival?

  Lemonhead : Yes, carnival. Just as soon as they put up the first tent... WHOOSH! The whole place becomes TRENDY. Sailors coming in all times of the night, that awful music droning on and on, and to be honest with you,

  [sotto] 

  Lemonhead : I think the midway games are rigged.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Yeah, yeah.