The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)
Leilani Jones: Voodoo Lady
Quotes
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Voodoo Lady : I am one gifted with the Second Sight, adept at manipulating the forces of nature for the benefit of all who enter my door.
Guybrush Threepwood : You're a fashion consultant?
Voodoo Lady : Well... yes, but that's not what I was referring to. I am a Voodoo Priestess.
Guybrush Threepwood : Neat.
Voodoo Lady : You're an "autumn," by the way.
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Guybrush Threepwood : You've got to come! You're my only hope!
Voodoo Lady : No, Guybrush. There is another.
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Guybrush Threepwood : I want to know more about variable-rate mortgages.
Voodoo Lady : Bad idea. Though attractive to the first-time homeowner, the rate reacts wildly to fluctuations in the market and can work against the buyer over time. You're best off starting with a 20 percent down payment and a variable-rate mortgage, then refinancing at a fixed rate after one or two years, as the market warrants.
Guybrush Threepwood : Could you repeat that?
Voodoo Lady : No.
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Guybrush Threepwood : I want to know more about a career in TV and VCR repair.
Voodoo Lady : So you want to make more money?
Guybrush Threepwood : Sure, we all do!
Voodoo Lady : Stick to pirating.