- Narrator: When the problems of Rocket Robin Hood call for "heavy" thinking, then it's time for the one and only Friar Tuck to come to the rescue. Some, like the wicked Sheriff of N.O.T.T., think him fat, foolish and not worth worrying about, but don't you believe it. Friar Tuck, whose courage is as tremendous as his appetite, is just one of the astounding space characters in the merry band of Rocket Robin Hood in the fantastic years to come.
- Rocket Robin Hood: Good fighting, Little John, but if I catch you off-guard, I'll make your head ring like a gong.
- Little John: Almost got you that time.
- Rocket Robin Hood: Right, no wonder Maid Marion is watching you so admiringly.
- Little John: She is?
- [Rocket Robin Hood bops Little John on his head with his electro-quarter staff]
- Rocket Robin Hood: My mistake, she's laughing at you. Let that be a lesson to you, spaceman. Always be on your toes.
- [Little John lifts Rocket Robin Hood over his head]
- Little John: Strange, you aren't on your toes, Robin.
- [Little John throws Rocket Robin Hood into a pond]
- Rocket Robin Hood: I must remember to follow my own advice.
- Rocket Robin Hood: What happened?
- Maid Marion: He was hurting you, so I stopped him.
- Rocket Robin Hood: You stopped him? But how?
- Maid Marion: I gear-stripped him or whatever.
- Rocket Robin Hood: You stripped his gears... You stripped his gears? But how?
- Maid Marion: I just used my compact, my lipstick and my mirror. Now my make-up is a mess and I can't make myself look pretty for you because you won me in a contest and...
- Rocket Robin Hood: Maid Marion, you're wonderful.
- Maid Marion: I am?
- Rocket Robin Hood: Yes, you are. Never underestimate the power of a woman with make-up.
- Narrator: Strongest member of Rocket Robin Hood's band is Little John, the brawniest spaceman ever to rocket through the cosmos in the fantastic years to come. This Goliath of the galaxy has the might of a cosmic Hercules, the brute force of an unleashed meteor combined with a truly super-weapon: the electro-quarter staff. Little John, whose great strength is tempered with a simple good-hearted kindness towards all living things. Mightiest of Rocket Robin Hood's Merry Men in the amazing years to come: Little John.
- Narrator: Arch-enemy of Rocket Robin Hood is the cruel space tyrant Prince John, despot ruler of the National Outerspace Terrestrial Territories. With the help of the wicked Sheriff of N.O.T.T., the Black Prince plans for that terrible day when he will destroy and conquer the entire Solar System. Well, he might, if it were not for Rocket Robin Hood. Rocket Robin Hood - outlaw defender of right in the astounding years to come.
- Narrator: Rocket Robin Hood, the happy outlaw of outer-planetary space is a direct descendant of Robin Hood of old. He's fast with a joyful laugh, a ready jest, and a quiver full of futuristic arrows. Robin robs from the cosmic rich to give to the astral poor. He's fun. He's fantastic. Rocket Robin Hood - merriest of the Merry Men in the astounding year 3000.
- Narrator: Soaring through the far reaches of outer-planetary space is New Sherwood Forest Asteroid. Fantastic headquarters of that swashbuckling cosmic highwayman of the 30th century, Rocket Robin Hood. Yes, here comes the one and only Rocket Robin Hood, gliding through galaxies in his search for star-shattering adventure. The interplanetary villains quiver in their space boots when they hear the merry ring of his laughter and feel the blast of his mighty electro-quarter staff. Rocket Robin Hood - fun-loving astral adventurer in the astonishing years to come.
- Will Scarlet: I'd like to get my hands on the man who invented the wheel.
- Rocket Robin Hood: Why do you say that, Will?
- Will Scarlet: Because if it wasn't for him, we never would have gotten into this mess in the first place.
- [Rocket Robin Hood and Will Scarlet both burst out laughing]