SportsCenter (1979– )

Keith Olbermann: Self - Anchor, Self

Quotes 

• Keith Olbermann : Dan Marino - wait, I can see his pores. Pull back.

• Keith Olbermann : [describing varied reactions after the New England Patriots defeated the Pittsburg Steelers in the 1996 AFC playoffs]  The Superbowl team of Bill Cowher eliminated, Rod Woodson back and bummed, while Bill Parcells and Curtis Martin are extremely happy, and in the stands I liked the team so much I kissed the owner (Robert Kraft) and the security guard goes, "Hey hey hey, they'll be plenty of time for that later on."

• Dan Patrick : [describing mid-season 1996 NFL standings]  Breathalyzers would have been administered or urine samples collected if you thought it was possible that the Panthers and Cowboys would have identical records after ten games. Dallas improved to 6-4 with Sunday's win in San Francisco; the Panthers could do likewise with a home win over the Giants.

  [Fans hold up Chris Berman masks] 

  Dan Patrick : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Keith Olbermann : AAAAAAAAAAAA!

  Dan Patrick : Oh, it's just a mask.

• Keith Olbermann : From way downtown, Bang!

• Keith Olbermann : Hello, greetings, and welcome from world headquarters it's the big show, and alongside my tag-team partner Dan Patrick, I'm *still* Keith Olbermann.