- Melody Parris: Will someone tell me what's going on? Is Amber all right?
- Mother Parris: Well, it seems like Amber has a slight
- [whispers]
- Mother Parris: eating disorder.
- Melody Parris: Oh, my... Bulimia?
- Cynthia Mottola: Worse. She met a chef in Rome over the summer, and she ate her way into a size 20!
- Faith: You know, you are going to love your new home in Bellevue. It is so woodsy there!
- Danny Skyler: Great. I can start a tick collection.
- Melody Parris: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about dinner.
- Mother Parris: This chicken has been in the oven for three hours!
- Melody Parris: [feels pot] Not to mention the two hours of roast-and-broast. At least we know that we wont be getting salmonella.
- Mother Parris: What makes you think this is takeout?
- Melody Parris: [grabs packet] Well, you left the salsa in. Besides, you don't cook.