- Samantha Winter: Are you gay?
- Johnny Twennies: Of course I'm gay. I'm gay as a day in May.
- Samantha Winter: You know what I mean, I mean, don't you like girls?
- Johnny Twennies: Well, sure I like girls. I like all kinds of people. I'm just good natured.
- Samantha Winter: Oh my god. I mean, uh, that's cool, it's just, I... I never imagined that... so, you're bi?
- Johnny Twennies: Well, I'm by myself most of the time. Except when I'm with you.
- Samantha Winter: Johnny, what are you doing?
- Johnny Twennies: I'm incognito.
- Richard Lancaster: Hey, Johnny.
- Johnny Twennies: Rats!
- First Thug: Johnny, if you don't write the goddamn article, I'm going to blow a hole right through your fucking girlfriend!
- Johnny Twennies: Well, you're going to need pretty good aim.
- First Thug: What the fuck are you talking about? What am I, blind? I'm going to shoot your goddamn girlfriend, Johnny!
- Johnny Twennies: That's not my girlfriend.
- Johnny Twennies: Johnny, what's going on? Who are those guys?
- Virginia Clemens: Aw, just a couple of hoodoos trying to put one over. Let's beat it, kid, before those jailbirds come home to roost.
- Johnny Twennies: Oh, I see. You think the world owes you a living. Well you fell for that one, hook, line and sinker.