Skulhedface (1994 Video)

Dave Brockie: Self

Quotes 

• Flattus Maximus : Hey Oderus, some guy just called, he said he's gonna kill his whole fam "damn" ily.

  Oderus Urungus : [shouts spontaniously]  Go for it!

  [4 more numbers add to the total of harvested souls] 

• Oderus Urungus : [hosting the Telethon]  Welcome, to the World wide Maggothon, the show where you die die die! We got Balsac, and the lovely Flattis on the Telephone Set.

  [a suicidal Victim struggles to reach for the Phone as his slashed wrist bleeds away] 

  Oderus Urungus : ...so keep those donations coming, people. Now, let's go to Beefcake in the basement.

  Beefcake the Mighty : Beefcake the Mighty here, y'know, one of the greatest things about being dead, is becoming a part of the food-chain.

  [two slaves sacrifice a contributing victim to the World Maggot] 

  Beefcake the Mighty : Don't waste your nutritional potential, call this number today and sacrifice your Corpse to Gwar.

  [Another victim is sacrificed] 

  Oderus Urungus : With the Maggot stuffed... of your souls, it shall awaken, and using it's convenient like Saddles, while riding it...

  [tone enhances] 

  Oderus Urungus : we shall escape the ole miserable Planet!

• Jizmak Da Gusha : [Sleazy tells the Story of how he found GWAR in Antarctica] 

  [after the GWAR Members are all thawed out] 

  Jizmak Da Gusha : Hey, where you think you at, huh?

  Sleazy P. Martini : Hey hey, cool it guys, I was just looking for... a Pay Phone!

  Oderus Urungus : [snarling]  Yeah...

  Jizmak Da Gusha : [Sleazy draws out his Shot gun, and Slymenstra snags it with her whip]  Wooo, nothin Personal.

  Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake) : Yeah, you'd do the same I assure...

  Guitarist : But wait, what of our Masters Prophecy

  [Light Shines on him] 

  Guitarist : For whom ever shall awaken GWAR is...

  [music starts fading] 

  Guitarist : is... is A O.K.

  The Sexecutioner : [sniffing a bag of coke that Sleazy dropped]  Sexcellent Point, Balsac!

  Sleazy P. Martini : [pulls out more bags of coke]  Blow, Blow? Yeah, sure you do, here, how bout you? Sleazy, Sleazy's the Name!

  Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake) : What do we do?

  Oderus Urungus : [sniffing coke]  We align...

  [sniff sniff] 

  Oderus Urungus : ... with Sleazy!