Killing Time (1998)
Stephen Thirkeld: Charlie
Quotes
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Charlie : For fuck's sake! I've got Dick Hard On here, Captain Cool Kid, and Willy Wonka!
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Smithy : Hey, John?
John : Yeah?
Smithy : What's brown and sticky, mate?
John : What?
Smithy : What's brown and sticky?
John : Why?
Smithy : Don't fuckin' ask me why. You're supposed to say; "I dunno, what's brown and sticky?"
John : [depressed] I don't care.
Smithy : That's hardly the fuckin' point is it you wanker? Just say,
[in unison with John]
Smithy : "What's brown and sticky?"
[pause]
Smithy : Go on then.
John : I just did.
Smithy : No! I said it then!
John : What's brown and sticky?
[pause]
John : Your fuckin' knob up George's ass. Now, why are you askin' me?
Smithy : [sigh] It's just a joke man.
John : Yeah, well, I don't get it.
Smithy : I haven't fuckin' told it yet.
John : Well, get on with it.
Smithy : [sigh] Fuck you!
Charlie : [later] Alright, what IS brown and sticky?
[scene cuts]