Killing Time (1998)

Rick Warden: Smithy

Quotes 

• Smithy : Hey, John?

  John : Yeah?

  Smithy : What's brown and sticky, mate?

  John : What?

  Smithy : What's brown and sticky?

  John : Why?

  Smithy : Don't fuckin' ask me why. You're supposed to say; "I dunno, what's brown and sticky?"

  John : [depressed]  I don't care.

  Smithy : That's hardly the fuckin' point is it you wanker? Just say,

  [in unison with John] 

  Smithy : "What's brown and sticky?"

  [pause] 

  Smithy : Go on then.

  John : I just did.

  Smithy : No! I said it then!

  John : What's brown and sticky?

  [pause] 

  John : Your fuckin' knob up George's ass. Now, why are you askin' me?

  Smithy : [sigh]  It's just a joke man.

  John : Yeah, well, I don't get it.

  Smithy : I haven't fuckin' told it yet.

  John : Well, get on with it.

  Smithy : [sigh]  Fuck you!

  Charlie : [later]  Alright, what IS brown and sticky?

  [scene cuts]