Coming Soon: The Artist Formerly Known as Shatner in "William Shatner vs. the World Crime League"
Man with the Midas Touch Auric Goldfinger
Seen things you people wouldn't believe Roy Batty
Day the Moon left Earth's Orbit September 13, 1999
Moaning Girl - ?
At the end, you hear Moaning Girl's phone sex orgasm again.
Bad Princess Ardala
Robert Meyer Burnett dedicates this film in memory of the works of the late, great Stanley Kubrick. "Viddy well."
World War II Hero Pug Henry
To Serve Man...A Cookbook
The Forgotten Gene...Gene L. Coon
No thanks to...El Nino
Good Princess Leia
Wiseguy Vinny Terranova
Luke Skywalker's Father Darth Vader
Special Thanks:
- Queen Starsha of Iscandar
- Seldon Institute of Psychohistory
- Xavier's Institute of Gifted Youngsters
- Karova Milk Bar
- Yonada (the store, not the asteroid)
- World War II Hero Pug Henry
- S.H.A.D.O. (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization)
Boxey's Pet Muffet the Daggit