Michael Morrison's stupid Christmas movie has him playing Santa, who's left alone at the North Pole at Christmas time, all his helpers having quti and Mrs. Claus walked out on him. With terrible SPFX and irritating music, he hops in his sleigh to prepare to deliver gifts.
As Santa flies in his sleigh, we see busty & beautiful Victoria Paris's home, where she greets Steve Drake, visiting just to f*ck and run, the creep has to return to his family. As a present, he merely leaves her an envelope filled with money -treating her like a hooker. Santa arrives and tries to cheer her up.
Victoria rues the day she started carrying on with a married man, and Santa offers to take her along on his sleigh as he delivers packages. She puts on her mink coat and joins him on his appointed rounds, with some of the worst process shots ever used in a movie.
Next up, Randy West is in jail visited by Santa, with some more idiotic, improvised dialogue. Santa snaps his fingers and a black girl Cheyenne appears, summoned to service Randy.
Similar sex filler vignettes follow: redhead Tianna Taylor servicing her porn nonentity husband Dallas Moore on their couch by the tree; then Stacy Nichols as a call girl having sex with Austin Moore. Santa takes both girls along with Victoria in his crowded sleigh to the North Pole, where he watches them have a 4-girl daisy chain bout of lesbian sex with sex toys provided (of course -it's Santa's place) as Santa watches.
Capping off this stinker, Santa drives his convertible (no more sleigh) to the beach for some surfing. It doesn't get any crummier than this.
As Santa flies in his sleigh, we see busty & beautiful Victoria Paris's home, where she greets Steve Drake, visiting just to f*ck and run, the creep has to return to his family. As a present, he merely leaves her an envelope filled with money -treating her like a hooker. Santa arrives and tries to cheer her up.
Victoria rues the day she started carrying on with a married man, and Santa offers to take her along on his sleigh as he delivers packages. She puts on her mink coat and joins him on his appointed rounds, with some of the worst process shots ever used in a movie.
Next up, Randy West is in jail visited by Santa, with some more idiotic, improvised dialogue. Santa snaps his fingers and a black girl Cheyenne appears, summoned to service Randy.
Similar sex filler vignettes follow: redhead Tianna Taylor servicing her porn nonentity husband Dallas Moore on their couch by the tree; then Stacy Nichols as a call girl having sex with Austin Moore. Santa takes both girls along with Victoria in his crowded sleigh to the North Pole, where he watches them have a 4-girl daisy chain bout of lesbian sex with sex toys provided (of course -it's Santa's place) as Santa watches.
Capping off this stinker, Santa drives his convertible (no more sleigh) to the beach for some surfing. It doesn't get any crummier than this.