Self-explanatory title for a poor Mike Horner project, in which he and fellow porn actors (all veterans of 1,000-plus assignments in porn) lament the fact they're getting old. Since this dates back 30 years ago, perhaps they were premature in the self-pity department.
Horner wrote the screenplay, and other than a few okay jokes it consists of pretentious, overwritten voice-overs, trying to sound highbrow -he even invokes the familiar Greek "Myth of Sysiphus". It's merely embarrassing in an all-sex video.
The girls are young and cute, with Horner getting to hump first Kitty Yung as the cheerleader next door and then blonde Whitney Banks who moves into Yung's apartment when she leaves.
Horner wrote the screenplay, and other than a few okay jokes it consists of pretentious, overwritten voice-overs, trying to sound highbrow -he even invokes the familiar Greek "Myth of Sysiphus". It's merely embarrassing in an all-sex video.
The girls are young and cute, with Horner getting to hump first Kitty Yung as the cheerleader next door and then blonde Whitney Banks who moves into Yung's apartment when she leaves.