The Princess and the Pea (2002)
Nigel Lambert: Sebastian the Raven, Messenger
Quotes
-
Sebastian the Raven : It's in the Princess, not the pea! Ha ha ha ha!
-
Sebastian the Raven : [the "birthmark" on Hildegard's foot is smudged, proving that it's fake] Ahahahaha! I was right! Hildegard is NOT your daughter, Heath!
Helsa : Ah! The pig's out of the bag!
[Fearless the pig pops out of his hiding place - Princess and Hungry appear as well]
Prince Rollo : Fearless? Princess, Hungry! But if you're here, then...
Sebastian the Raven : Heath, your daughter is...
Laird : - RIGHT HERE!
[camera pans to Laird above the crowd, Daria in his clutches]
Daria : Let me GO!
Prince Rollo : DARIA!
Laird : Take another step, and she goes over the side!
[laughs]
Laird : Helsa and Hildegard! Come to me!
Helsa : [grabbing as much food as she can] I'm coming, I'm coming...
Laird : NOW!
[the women hurry]
Heath : Hildegard... LAIRD! Where is your conscious?
Laird : You're so predictable! Blade!
[he throws a dagger to his bird, who flies to the chandelier above Rollo, cutting the ropes that hold it up]
Laird : Say goodbye to your "future son-in-law"!
Heath : ROLLO!
[pushes Rollo out of the way, diving under the falling chandelier himself - it crushes him, and he appears dead]
Laird : What a tragic accident! At this time of sorrow, I *sadly* proclaim myself king, and denounce this girl as an imposter!
Heath : [slowly lifting his head] Wrong... again... brother!
Laird : Hmm?
[whining]
Laird : I WANT THE KINGDOM!
Heath : [getting up] Let... my daughter... free!
Laird : [groaning] My reign was short but glorious.
[takes off with Daria]