- Papa Panda: [talking through a telephone and smoking a cigar] Hello. Neverleak Roofing Company? This is Andrew P. Panda speaking. How much will it cost put a new roof on my house?
- Acme Roofing Company Man: [other end of the line] You *indistinguishable talk*!
- Papa Panda: Ooh, it's about SO big.
- Acme Roofing Company Man: That would run about $200.
- Papa Panda: [flabbergasted] Uh, $200? That's an outrage! I won't pay it!
- [hang up]
- Papa Panda: I'll show 'em, I'll fix it myself. AND I'M JUST THE GUY THAT CAN DO IT TOO! $200... Where would they get that stuff...
- Papa Panda: [after crashing through the sunroof and a table; talking through a telephone] Hello. Neverleak Roofing Company? This is Andrew Panda speaking. Will you-...
- Acme Roofing Company Man: NO! FIX IT YOURSELF!