Happiness (1998)

Louise Lasser: Mona Jordan

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• Helen Jordan : Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.

  Mona : I use baggies.

  Joy Jordan : Me too.

  Helen Jordan : Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?

• Mona : You know I wish you had told me this twenty years ago. Now I'm gonna have to get another FUCKING FACELIFT!