(1993 Video)

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They must have been kidding!
lor_12 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
A completely inept movie, it's hard to watch this disaster from director Frank Marino. He's made many, many standard porn movies, but this attempt at something weird is quite embarrassing.

It's a fake, one of those "it was all a dream" cop-out stories guaranteed to leave one groaning and annoyed. Most of the movie is a mixed-up, mashup of genres that is impossible to believe -one of those scripts beyond redemption or ability to solve via rewrites. I suppose it's designed to generate jaw-drops as each stupid scene unfolds: central story is boring and trite as a Councilman played by Peter North is mean to his staff (Steven St. Croix and Isis Nile) and hell-bent on closing a sex club owned by gangster Big Eddie Damascus. T. T. Boy gives one of his worst performances (and that's saying something) playing the Devil, with a very fake pasted-on goatee and pointy eyebrows, who cackles like a SNL skit villain. Marino stresses fetishes here: the Devil is turned on by leather, and to top that off, sex scenes end in cumshots onto boots or shoes.

Danyel Cheeks plays a Countess who's a vampire, and in an opposite direction her acting is perhaps worse than Boy's -she plays the whole movie stone-faced and recites her lines in a boring monotone. She's helping the Devil, by seducing his adversary (North) but the Devil rewards her by supposedly shrinking her and storing her as a prize in a little box (none of this is shown, just implied in this cheap, no SPF show). The movie makes no sense, even in on an infantile "fantasy" level. And an extraneous sex scene of St. Croix f*cking his co-worker Isis is lousy and spoiled (unless your a fetishist) by Nile's unappealing excess pubic hair (trimmed by still a forest, probably unsatisfying to either camp on the subject of shaving).

SPOILER: The annoying film halts after a "cum on her shoes" shot, and suddenly North is woken up on a cheap-looking lab set by Micky Lynn, a scientist working in a sort of "Total Recall" business. Believe it or bite, the entire movie so far has only been a "techno encounter" as Micky terms it, none of it was real (duh!). North signs up for another one, and Micky rewards him with an impressive blow job and f*ck. Following porno tradition, Micky keeps her high heels on during her sex scene, and the only suspense is: will Peter cum on her shoes?
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