Fri, Dec 18, 1987
Announcer: Forthcoming Events / Monologue: Soap Operas / Man Bra Advert / Cafeteria Whinge / Coronation Street Gossip / Doctor Who Confusion / Announcer: Employment Update / McConomy: Thrifty Scottish Tips / "I Don't Need You" Song / UnReal Life / The Cinderella Factor Advert / Announcer: Sunday TV / Antiques Roadshow Idiots / "The Anorak" Song / Mayflower Hotel, Nottingham Cock-Ups / "The Making Of Acorn Antiques" Documentary / "At The Chippy" Song / New Announcer Shown Up.
Mon, Nov 10, 1986
Monologue: First Date / Advert For Women / Sexy Italian Moan / Announcer: Sidney Schwarz / American Musical / Busy Country Living / Announcer: Soap Opera Intro / Acorn Antiques: Up For Sale / "Mr Right" Documentary / Song: "Let's Do It" / credits / Announcer: Unemployment Statistics.
Fri, Jan 18, 1985
Monologue: Horoscopes / Cheap and Handy Advert / Turkish Bath Attendants / Announcer: Playbox / Playbox: Wiggly Fingers /Transmission Breakdown / "I'm Gonna Knock, Knock, Knock On Your Knocker" Song / Gail and Carl: Loft Flats / Announcer: Acorn Antiques / Acorn Antiques: Berta's Dad's Condition / Kitty: Secret of Youth / "Pissed Off With Love" song / "Swim The Channel" Documentary / Announcer: Northern Apology / Local Reporter: Hubby's Death.
Mon, Nov 17, 1986
Monologue: Blood Donor and Theater Issues / Detergent On The Cheap Advert / Bingo Caller Critique / Announcer: Spanish Opera Intro / Modern Spanish Opera / Kelly-Marie Turnstall: Operation / Acorn Antiques: Jerez Martinez / Kitty: Producer's Offer / Say Who You Are? / Old Music Hall: "What Mother Said" Song / Announcer: Well Woman Intro / "Today In Hospital" Documentary / credits / Fireside Tales: Misery Megan.
Mon, Dec 8, 1986
Monologue: Builders / Countrywide Local Update / Chocolates? / The Jean and Bar Political Party / Announcer: Regional Breakfast-time Experiment / Margery and Joan: West-Midlands Holiday / Announcer: Birthday Parade / Acorn Antiques: Banjolele / "A Day At The Seaside" Song / Announcer: Birthday Parade 'Again' / Sexual Habits Survey / "Flatmates" Documentary.
Fri, Jan 25, 1985
Monologue: Swimming, Doctors and Chemist / Doorbells Album / Barmy Shoe Shop / Announcer: Dressing Gown Plays / Fitted Kitchen, Ill-Fitting Relationships / I Remember / Anti-mugging Spray / "A Simple Northern Boy" Song / Lingerie Shop / Video Box: Mothers Want Fashions / Acorn Antiques: Moped Birthmarks / Acorn Antiques Book: A Waning Moon Advert / Piano Shopping / "To Be An Actress" Documentary / Pause For Thought: Eggs Cooking / Announcer: Weekend Events.
Mon, Nov 24, 1986
Monologue: Transport to the Show / Pregnancy Test / Dessert Trolley / Announcer: Night Owls Mystery Intro / Mystery: The Second Mrs Constable / Margery and Joan: Tanning and Gadgets / Acorn Antiques: Alterations and Refurbishments / Song: "Don't Come Back" / Announcer: Double Agent Investigation / Old Person "Billy" Documentary / Fireside Tales: Beast in the Loch / Announcer: Nightly Radio Phone-In.
Fri, Jan 11, 1985
Monologue: Radio and TV Stations / Bunbury Home Advert / Gossiping Family Planners / Announcer: Quality Programming / Tastes to Come / "Seasons of Love" Song / Acorn Antiques: Tiff with Ken - Clifford Returns / Video Box: Toyah Wilcox / "A Fairly Ordinary Man" Documentary / Margery and Joan: Divorce and Double Glazing / "Keep on Shopping" Song / Announcer: Weather, Obesity and Teeth.
Fri, Feb 8, 1985
Monologue: PAM / "Happy Wash?" Advert / Supermarket / Announcer: Strikes and Sunday viewing / The Divorce / Margery and Joan: Recipe Crash / Announcer: Mauve Spat / Acorn Antiques: Berta's Amnesia Before the Wedding / Notes on Hamlet / "Just An Ordinary School" Documentary / "Say Goodbye" Song / Announcer: Winter Solstice.