- Mr. Tibbs: We will now proceed with our history lesson. Lulu?
- Lulu: [after shooting a rubber band at Tubby] Yes, sir?
- Mr. Tibbs: In what year did the pilgrims land?
- Lulu: [reads Tubby's sign] 1492.
- Mr. Tibbs: 1492? Then when did Columbus discover America?
- Lulu: [reads Tubby's sign] 1776.
- Mr. Tibbs: Wrong again! Lulu, when did Ben Franklin die?
- Lulu: Gee, did he die? I didn't know he was even sick.
- Lulu: [fanning Tubby's rear end, which is red and sore] Boy, you sure stuck your neck out that time!
- [laughs]