Wally Walrus, who runs the 3-Square Boarding House, is sick of his worst tenant doing nothing but eat while refusing to pay his rent. Wally literally kicks Woody Woodpecker into the street where the mooching bird lands in a trashcan. Undeterred, Woody takes out an old newspaper to look for another place. But he gets a better idea when he sees that the fat old Swedish boob is running a personal ad for a lady of refinement. Woody, posing on the telephone as Clementine, declares he isn't just refined; he's 110 octane. Later, Woody is at the door dressed as a tempting young blonde. Wally is thrilled. The thought bubble above his head reveals he is thinking matrimony. Woody's thought bubble shows a tub of lard. Soon, Woody is inside gobbling up as much food as possible as Wally kisses "her" ever-growing arm in the vain hope of reaching "her" cheek. Wally's matrimonial hopes prove just as vain, when Woody loses his disguise.
—J. Spurlin