Happy Birthdaze (1943)

Jack Mercer: Popeye, Sailors, Downstairs Neighbor

Quotes 

• [Shorty pulls out a gun to commit suicide] 

  Popeye : Hey, what's eatin' you?

  Shorty : Gee, I never get no letters! Nobody loves me!

  Popeye : That's funny; I likes ya. Yer cute, an' good lookin'! Why, ya looks like Bob Hope!

  [Shorty pulls out an even BIGGER gun to commit suicide] 

  Popeye : Er, I mean, uh, Bing Crosby!