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6/10
Ron Ormond forever!
BandSAboutMovies27 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Right before Ron Ormond's road to Damascus moment, he was making movies like this, which feel like a mondo crossed with a sex ed movie and yet have all of the best things of both genres.

Using his real name Vittorio Di Naro, Ormond directed this film (and wrote it, too). It starts with Vicky (Vicki Caron, her only role; she's a buxom redhead who seems like someone I would have pined over in my twenties. Who am I lying, if I were single, I'd be putting her through trade school) being assaulted as a teen.

Before we can reflect on what has happened, the movie goes into mondo territory and begins showing us the history of hypnotism, which is really an excuses to show us primitive cultures who still do things like rolling in glass and walking across fire. Yes, this film will have the theme of hypnosis in it, but there's no reason for this footage and by that, I mean that I love that this footage is in this film.

Then, without any warning, we go from a drawing of a man with a one hundred pound plus tumor in his scrotum to watch an actual open heart surgery procedure. Some horror films use Val Lewton's blueprint for suspense. Ron Ormond just lures you in with the promise that this is a sex movie and then punches you in the stomach with some of the sickest surgical footage possible.

Now, the movie can really begin.

Vicky is supposedly a real person and this story really happened, which is also the kind of thing that I demand in nearly everything I watch. She has some hang-ups because of the aforementioned assault which lead to her never allowing her new husband to touch her. Or maybe it's because her mother (Ruth Blair, who unfortunately only did this movie) wants her daughter to keep on being her wingwoman.

This all leads Vicky to a therapist named Bill, who is played by Lash La Rue of all people. Yes, the very same cowboy actor who starred in eleven films from 1948 to 1951 in which he dressed all in black and used a bullwhip to stop bad guys. In 1952, Lash's comic book adventures sold nearly 12 million copies, but a decade later and we have our hero appearing as a kindly doctor instead of a man in black battling bad guys.

La Rue is the perfect person for the Ron Ormond orbit, as he became born again and did church ministry after being a movie star. He also disappeared for most of the 70s, as he took the role of teh villain in the movie Hard on the Trail without realizing that it was an adult movie. To repent, he was a missionary for ten years before showing up in movies like The Dark Power and Alien Outlaw.

Lash appears on the back cover of the Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings album "Heroes."

In order to determine exactly why Vickie won't let her husband near her, he brings in real-life hypnotist Ormond McGill to figure out the answers. At some point in the 50s, Ormond had spent in Asia with McGill in Asia researching and writing the book Religious Mysteries of the Orient/Into the Strange Unknown. They also wrote The Master Method of Hypnosis, The Art of Meditation and The Magical Pendulum of the Orient together; one wonders whether Ron gave it all up once he found God. McGill was such a mentor to Ron that he took his stage name from the man.

Despite the title, this film really does care about its subjects and how Vickie is damaged because of how she feels for her husband but can't bring herself to care for him sexually. It's a surprisingly deep topic for when this movie was made (shot in 1959, released in 1963).

There are also musical numbers by the Mulcay Brothers.

This movie plays like a mixtape for the mentally disturbed. I loved every single moment of it.
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7/10
You can look,but you can't touch!.
morrison-dylan-fan17 May 2013
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Taking a look a few weeks ago at a poll that was being held on the IMDb Classic Film board for the best movies of 1963,I noticed a fellow IMDb'er place on their list a deranged melodrama,which had been filmed in 1959,but had not been released until 1963.Checking around on a number of sites for this obscure-sounding title,I was disappointed to find that the film had seen to completely disappear from view.

3 days ago:

Searching around the internet late at night,I decided to do a quick search for Please Don't Tell Me,just in case I was able to find out any info about this long forgotten movie.To my complete surprise,I discovered that 2 days earlier,someone had kindly put the entire film up on Youtube!,which led to me excitingly getting ready to find out what would cause someone to not want to be touched.

The plot:

Walking on her way home,Vicky is gripped by a man,whose aggressive nature causes Vicky to faint.

Years later:

Talking to her mother for the first time since she has gotten married to her new husband,Vicky's mum begins to ask her about why she has seen very reserved ever since she has gotten married.Deciding to open up,Vicky tells her mum that the reason she has increasingly become closed off,is due to having haunting memories of the man who attacked her,that has led to Vicky finding it impossible to become intimate with her husband.

Originally planning to head home to see her husband,Vicky's mum stops her daughter dead in her tracks,by giving her a medicine that knocks her out,which gives plenty of time for Vicky's mum to arrange a meeting for her daughter with a hypnotise.

Shocked by how far her mother has decided to take things,Vicky reluctantly ignores the pleas of her husband,and attends the hypnoses session the next day.

Feeling suspicious about the subconscious effect that Vicky's mother has had on her daughter,the 2 doctors/hypnoses decide to send Vicky into a deep trance,in order to find out what really happened the day that she ran into the aggressive man.

View on the film:

For the screenplay of the film,writer/director Ron Ormond makes each of Vicky and her mum's interactions one that are wonderfully off balance and off centre,with Ruth Blair and Viki Caron each delivering their dialogue in a blunt manner,which helps to give the movie a great PsychBilly atmosphere,thanks to the dialogue being extremely over exaggerated in its bluntness,and also reaching a flight of fantasy with how to the-point everyone is in the movie.

Spilting the film into two sections,Ormond makes the first half of the film a history of hypnotise,with Ormond using rough stock footage to show the rather shocking (but thankfully not too gory) use of hypnoses in different countries.Contrasting the stock footage rough first half,Ormond shoots the Vicky section of the movie in a stylish pink colour,which helps to give Vicky's sinking into a deep trance moments,a strong, fluffy candy floss mood.

Enter the film in a figure-hugging top that allows for her smoking hot long legs to be given a full view,Viki Caron (who sadly never made another movie) gives a delightfully cheerful performance,with Caron making sure that even the more serious moments of the film include a real whiff of her charismatic personality.Going up against Caron,Ruth Blair gives a real boo-hiss performance as Vicky's mum,with Blair showing Vicky's mum to become increasingly deranged,the closer her daughter gets to finding out why she cant be touched.
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9/10
classic "frigid wife" exploitation from Ron Ormond
django-12 November 2004
The more of Ron Ormond's 1960's output I see, the more I'm impressed. This gem comes from 1963, and re-teams Ormond with his longtime partner Lash LaRue, with LaRue playing a psychiatrist who, with the assistance of a hypnotist, helps to cure a young wife of her frigidity, caused by a sexual assault as a teenager. The first scene of the film depicting the attack is accompanied by the guitar music from Ed Wood's JAIL BAIT; after that we get an overly long lecture on psychology; after that we get at least five minutes of mondo footage; and somewhere in the midst of all this we get a cheesy swirling disc, as seen in the pre-feature intros of K. Gordon Murray's "Young America Horror Club." The rest of the film is a bit more restrained, but still outrageous, as La Rue brings in hypnotist Ormond McGill (presumably playing himself), who had previously appeared in Ormond's vaudeville anthology VARIETIES ON PARADE, to put the wife into a trance, get her to remember her attack, and then convince herself that it was just a scene in a movie and that she should forget it! Besides the guitar music lifted from JAIL BAIT (and also used elsewhere), there's a lot of fine harmonica duets (heavily echoed) from Jimmy and Mildred Mulcay, who appeared in the earlier VARIETIES and also in the later GIRL FROM TOBACCO ROW and THE EXOTIC ONES (aka THE MONSTER AND THE STRIPPER). The effect of echoed harmonica music on the dramatic scenes is quite distinctive and gives the film a strange, unnerving feel in spots. If you've enjoyed FRIGID WIFE, TEST TUBE BABIES, or ANY Ron Ormond film, you MUST see this wonderful film, sure to become a cult classic when it gets more circulation. Legit VHS copies are still available at low prices, so grab them while you can.
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9/10
...all that and more!
JonL-213 January 2006
The first review of this film here accurately relates the juiciness of this freaky film. However, it's so much more. Fans of John Waters will eat this up! From the rockin soundtrack to the bitchy cardboard characters. The 5 minute sidetrek in the early part of the film is this bizarre mondo exploration of the ancient art of hypnotism and firewalking and glass rolling. What this has to do with the film is abstract at best, but it somehow justifies the hypnosis that this poor girl is about to undergo. It's really just an excuse to see some saucy T&A, and some freaky primitive cultures.

One of my favorite characters is Vicky's mother. She is a tight, bun-in-hair pulled back bitch. In a grey suit jacket and skirt, she's manipulative and robotic. She also speaks about herself in the third person "mother think you should get some rest..."

Vicky's hypno sessions are a perfect excuse for some birds-eye overhead shots lingering on her heaving cleavage.

The person who turned me on to Ron and June Ormond films (Monster and the Stripper is another work hunting for), told me they went on to produce televangelist films and videos. Classic.
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