User Reviews

So someone tells me that Flick (from "A Christmas Story") is doing porn now, so me and my friends pick up this particular porno on account of the front and back cover of the film: the ridiculous grimace on Scotty Schwartz's face tells us that we're in for an interesting experience. O.k., the plot is this: basically Scotty wants to 'learn the ropes' so to speak, of the porn industry. A buxom young porn star agrees to teach him the tricks of the trade, but only if he can make it through her party for the night without having sex. So here's Scotty watching nothing but people having sex for the majority of the film. The sex scenes, however, are really not that good. In fact, they're rather unappealing and far from erotic. BUT, ladies and gentlemen, they are all made worth while (this is the good part). Scotty Schwartz, with all his little quirks, smirks, and essentially overall childish attitude towards the wonderments of sex, is a pleasure to watch and keeps one laughing from beginning to end. He's a riot. A real gem. So basically, I rate the movie as follows: (on 1-10 scale) EROTICISM: 2 OVERALL HUMOR:(for those not just wanting to get off) 9 Scotty's Bizarre Facial Expressions: 20

THE ONLY BUMMER: BE WARNED FOLKS, YOU DO NOT GET TO ACTUALLY SEE SCOTTY'S ENTIRE PENIS. Yeah, I know, it's a disappointment.

Shocking to see that Flick is doing porn now! I had no idea of that until I looked up A Christmas Story. Ironically, I saw this flick last night on Playboy Channel. I had no idea!

As for the movie itself, I would have to say interesting! I never thought I would see cute flick doing such things. Anyway, I think the plot of the film strong even though this was an actual porn movie. That's rare to see in XXX.