Charlie Diamond is a pornographer batting .000 to date with me, putting out pointless features. This one has an effervescent Nina in the lead role but nothing else to recommend it.
It's shot at the Dry Gulch Ranch, used so often in porn that features outdoors action. Nina's married to Wayne Summers and they grow fruit. The entire "plot" centers on harvesting that fruit, but we don't even see a single tree, just jabbering about it. Ron Jeremy and Brianna Lynn are the hired hands in charge of fruit picking but they're lazy, good for nothings who Nina fires when they're too busy f*cking each other to get the job done. They live in what suspiciously looks like a movie trailer for location shoots (I see them constantly in my Chelsea neighborhood where episodes of the "Law & Order" TV franchise are often shot).
Weak supporting cast also includes a young Tera Heart and Ashley Nicole, with Randy West miscast as a farm hand borrowed to pick all the fruit.
Strictly uneventful, the movie plods along and simply ends -no rhyme or reason.
It's shot at the Dry Gulch Ranch, used so often in porn that features outdoors action. Nina's married to Wayne Summers and they grow fruit. The entire "plot" centers on harvesting that fruit, but we don't even see a single tree, just jabbering about it. Ron Jeremy and Brianna Lynn are the hired hands in charge of fruit picking but they're lazy, good for nothings who Nina fires when they're too busy f*cking each other to get the job done. They live in what suspiciously looks like a movie trailer for location shoots (I see them constantly in my Chelsea neighborhood where episodes of the "Law & Order" TV franchise are often shot).
Weak supporting cast also includes a young Tera Heart and Ashley Nicole, with Randy West miscast as a farm hand borrowed to pick all the fruit.
Strictly uneventful, the movie plods along and simply ends -no rhyme or reason.