- Woody Woodpecker: Everybody thinks I'm crazy. / Yesiree, that's me, that's me. / That's what I'm cracked up to be. / I chop a hole in every tree. / Knock on wood. / Well, knock on wood. / So, I'm crazy, so what? / What can I do? / So are you!
- Dr. Horace N. Buggy: Sit down, stand up, bend over, straighten up, open your mouth, close your mouth, stick out your tongue, say, "Ah," rub your head, pat your foot. Habit-forming, isn't it?