- Yosemite Sam: I'm a-gonna sleep all through Christmas. That way I won't hurt my eyes lookin' at all 'dem ugly decorations.
- Bugs Bunny: [Reading to his nephew Clyde] 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.
- Speedy Gonzales: [Stirring the contents of a small bowl] I'm stirring and I'm a mouse.