The Big Tease (1999)
Craig Ferguson: Crawford Mackenzie
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Quotes
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Crawford Mackenzie : Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis.
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Crawford Mackenzie : [Crawford is showing off a new outfit] Just something I threw together. I call it... Braveheart meets Liberace-Bravache!
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Stig : Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?
Crawford Mackenzie : Yeah
Stig : Still looking for a job, eh?
Crawford Mackenzie : ...yeah
Stig : Hey, I tell you what. Next month, it's loser's day! You come back and I piss on your head!