Piece of Cake (1988)

Neil Dudgeon: 'Moggy' Cattermole

Quotes 

• 'Skull' Skelton : They used to say women and children first.

  'Moggy' Cattermole : Did they? But they can't fly Spitfires, can they?

• 'Sticky' Stickwell : I will get double pneumonia

  'Uncle' Kellaway : You're young fit chaps, nonsense!

  'Sticky' Stickwell : I should have listened to my mother, she's always knitting things

  'Moggy' Cattermole : Was that how she made you?

• [while flying in the air, retreating from battle] 

  'Mother' Cox : Is that you, Moggy?

  'Moggy' Cattermole : Yes, indeed as I live and breathe. You okay?

  'Mother' Cox : I've lost my fingers!

  'Moggy' Cattermole : That's a bit careless, old boy. Have you ever seen Peter Pan?

  'Mother' Cox : What do you mean?

  'Moggy' Cattermole : Well, don't you remember Captain Hook? I mean, he got by. I think they can do anything these days

  'Mother' Cox : Thanks a lot, Moggy!

  'Moggy' Cattermole : How are you going to land?

  'Mother' Cox : I don't know. My mother is going to be furious about this!

• Christopher Hart III : Any action?

  'Moggy' Cattermole : Not here, old boy, It's illegal in this war.

• [aerial scene] 

  'Fanny' Barton : Red two, where the hell are you going?

  'Moggy' Cattermole : I thought I'd catch last orders... sorry 'Jester' leader.