Dominion Tank Police (1988–1989)
Peter Whitman: Chaplain (1992)
Quotes
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Red Commando : Listen here, apeface, the Tank Police ain't gettin' in my hair! That picture goes with me.
Lt. Britain : [to Red Leader] The ape that knows he is one has attained true wisdom, thus sayeth the Lord.
Chaplain : Right on!
Lt. Britain : [yelling to Red Leader] I'll castrate you, asshole!
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Al : [sighs] I wish I coulda done somethin' to try and save her.
Chaplain : Take not this burden on thyself.
Al : If it was the Lieutenant they'd taken as a hostage, I guess I could live with that...
Lt. Britain : Gee, thanks...
Al : ...but not Leona!
Lt. Britain : Listen kid, I've been real patient, but now you'd better go!
Chief Of Police : Back off! I'll tell you, if they *had* taken you instead, I wouldn't lose much sleep.
Lt. Britain : What? You really mean it, Chief? Right then, I quit!
[the squad cheers and, behind his back, wave signs reading "Get Out", "Getaway", "Go away", "No Return", and "Go Home", which disappear when he turns back]
Lt. Britain : Okay, maybe I'll git, but I'm gonna take you bastards with me!
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Chaplain : What are you doing under that heap of scrap, Lieutenant?
Lt. Britain : He wants to know what I'm doing in this heap of scrap. *Taking a rest, naturally!*