- Dr. Karel Lamonte, Atomic Scientist: An atomic scientist's life can be very lonely. There aren't many atomic lady scientists after all.
- Dr. Karel Lamonte, Atomic Scientist: We found the remains of a dead human corpse, deceased, in the hilly, lumpy, bumpy part of town outside of town.
- Dr. Karel Lamonte, Atomic Scientist: A genetically engineered band of devil worshiping serial killers... or a Sasquatch type thing? I don't like the sound of that!
- Guy Fawkes: I got backbone! Matter of fact when I was born I had a tail, too! That's just more backbone only it's furry!
- Dr. Karel Lamonte, Atomic Scientist: Officer Gayle, how soon can you get that autopsy report?
- Officer Gayle: Depends.
- Dr. Karel Lamonte, Atomic Scientist: Good!
- Officer Gayle: You atomic scientists... you can send men to the moon so you think stop signs don't apply to you.