Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Jack Kehler: Howard
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Quotes
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Howard : Well, here's the money, but where's the gold?
Kenneth : Whiplash took it.
Barry : Where is Whiplash?
Howard : He's gotta be here somewhere.
Shane : [shouting] Snidely?
Howard : He took off with all the gold. All we have is this measly $26,000.
Barry : We gotta find Whip. He's tricked us.
Howard : And when we do, we're gonna kill him... reeeeeeally slowly.
Kenneth : Yeah, but where is he, huh?
Barry : Now, that's a good question.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [from behind a mask] I heard he was in the Sudan.
Barry : Where's that?
Howard : In Africa, stupid.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : He's supposed to be at the Hilton Hotel.
Howard : The Hilton, eh?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Mmm.
Howard : Come on, boys! Let's go get him!
[all the bad guys rush out]
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[Dudley drives up in a motorcycle dressed in black leather]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Do you really think wearing black will make you a bad guy?
Dudley Do-Right : I'm wearing black! You just have on navy blue!
[shows their sleeves to compare]
Dudley Do-Right : See?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : HOWARD! Why am I wearing navy blue?
Howard : I just thought it would look better on you...
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [paints on Howard's face] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
