Cash Markman spearheaded the porn-parody movement back in the VHS era of the '90s, actually making fun of popular movies & TV, rather than the carbon-copying of same by the recent porn-parody craze of the last decade. I saw this Scotty Fox (misspelled Cox in the credits) VHS when it was new, and returning to it on an obscure DVD reissue (a double-sided 10-disk set of random titles) found it holds up nicely.
That's because it doesn't dwell on the original film or imitate the Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner combo, but instead goes for more Industry-related comedy targets. Dominique Simone (her name also misspelled on screen) plays a former porn star who has had much work done, including massive boob enlargement, to embark on a mainstream acting career. Her fear of tabloid exploitation, namely printing photos of her new boobs, has her hire former Secret Service agent Randy Spears to protect her.
Friends and employees are out to get Simone, for profit, but stalwart Spears staves off all danger and of course ends up in the sack with the Black bombshell. Markman, who gets no screen credit, delivers snappy dialog in one of the few videos (out of nearly a thousand) of his that I've enjoyed. Every dog has its day, the saying goes.
In the supporting cast as Simone's maid, French import Beatrice Valle is a stunning beauty, and her lilting accent and sexual prowess (providing anal sex, the specialty at the time of Euro talent) steal the show.
That's because it doesn't dwell on the original film or imitate the Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner combo, but instead goes for more Industry-related comedy targets. Dominique Simone (her name also misspelled on screen) plays a former porn star who has had much work done, including massive boob enlargement, to embark on a mainstream acting career. Her fear of tabloid exploitation, namely printing photos of her new boobs, has her hire former Secret Service agent Randy Spears to protect her.
Friends and employees are out to get Simone, for profit, but stalwart Spears staves off all danger and of course ends up in the sack with the Black bombshell. Markman, who gets no screen credit, delivers snappy dialog in one of the few videos (out of nearly a thousand) of his that I've enjoyed. Every dog has its day, the saying goes.
In the supporting cast as Simone's maid, French import Beatrice Valle is a stunning beauty, and her lilting accent and sexual prowess (providing anal sex, the specialty at the time of Euro talent) steal the show.