- Piglet: [hiding under his chair] Perhaps if you said something only you would say, I'd know you're you.
- Winnie the Pooh: [standing outside the door] A very good idea, Piglet. What should I say?
- Piglet: Well, possibly... "I am Pooh."
- Winnie the Pooh: You are? Well then who am I?
- Tigger: A stormin' good storm! This is going to be the bestest Halloween ever, with loads of lightnin'! And thunderous thunderin'! And windiferous winds breaking everywhere! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Rabbit: [after some of his pumpkins have been destroyed] Oh my! My poor pumpkins! Are you alright, Pauline? Speak to me, Pietro! Don't you know me, Petunia?
- Winnie the Pooh: But Piglet, Halloween without you would be like... It would be like...
- Tigger: Like last year. And the year before last year.
- Eeyore: And the year before that year.
- Tigger: And all the years leading up to and including every last Halloween ever!
- Gopher: [rolls by Rabbit on a monocycle, dressed in a costume which is supposed to resemble Rabbit] Trick or treat!
- Rabbit: Not now, Gopher... And why are you dressed like a muskrat?
- Gopher: Muskrat?
- [rolls away]
- Gopher: That guy can't tell a rabbit from a hole in the
- [falls into his own hole]
- Gopher: grooooooooound!
- Tigger: [seeing that Piglet is not at home] Don't you know what this means? He's been "pig-napped" by spookables!
- Winnie the Pooh: I do so hope this blusterous and rather stormish night will not be too frightening for poor Piglet. I suspect something should be done.
- [looking at the mirror]
- Winnie the Pooh: But what? I don't know either. Think-think-think. Why, just because Piglet can't have Halloween with us, there's no reason we can't have Hallo-wasn't with him! I like the way you think!
- Tigger: [mocking Piglet] "No way no how am I going to miss out on another Halloween! I'll have my own Hallo-wasn't all by myself." Hoo-hoo! If only Piglet was more like me and less like him!