Cupid (1998–1999)

Jeremy Piven: Cupid, Trevor Hale

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Quotes 

• Trevor Hale : Make a move! Get in the game! You gonna get hurt? Have a beautiful train wreck.

• Trevor Hale : Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking.

• Trevor Hale : She's not getting older, she's getting bitter.

• Trevor Hale : Ooh. Look at this towel. I have a little rule. If you can't identify the stain, then you don't dry off with it.

• nm0005191Claire Allen : If we are sharing the bed we sleep head to toe.

  Trevor Hale : What's the point, all the interlocking parts still align.

• Trevor Hale : I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table!

• Trevor Hale : No idea what you just said, but it turns me on. We can agree on things if you just say things I like, just like that.

  Dr. Claire Allen : How is it we're always fighting, then?

  Trevor Hale : Well, you say something, I disagree, wittily, and then you retort with a modicum of disdain. Then you do a little thrust and parry, thrust, parry, parry, Matthew Perry, Gaylord Perry, Sheri Perry, Perry Mason, Luke Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, parry...

  Dr. Claire Allen : I mean WHY, Trevor!

  Trevor Hale : Because we disagree fundamentally on everything and you do this great little turn with your mouth when you get angry. You go like this:

  [pouts, smooches and babbles on and on in babytalk] 

  Trevor Hale : .

  Dr. Claire Allen : Can we just stop there while I'm still perceiving that a compliment?