Noah's Ark (1999)

Michael Sheridan: Second priest

Quotes 

• High Priest : I forget what we're doing tonight.

  First Priest : You're sacrificing a virgin to the rain god Mole.

  High Priest : What for?

  Second priest : Rain, what else? Rain.

  [to second priest] 

  Second priest : He's passed it.

  First Priest : We'll have to elect ourselves a new one.

  High Priest : Rain? Oh, yes, of course. Of course, rain. Isn't that little Ruth? Why are we sacrificing her?

  First Priest : She's the only virgin we could find on such short notice.

  Second priest : If we had more time...

  First Priest : Even then it wouldn't be easy. They're very hard to find.

  High Priest : But I've known little Ruth since she was knee-high to a cricket.

  Second priest : We've sacrificed chickens, sheep, and bulls and they didn't work.