- [Robert watches Cops and Bodgers, the team of Police Officers, attempt to hotwire a van]
- Robert Llewellyn: If I'm ever locked out of my car, I won't be calling the police.
- [comparing their wrecking machines]
- Member of The Beach Boys team: Bigger! Stronger! Better!
- Member of The Chaos Crew team: Yeah... but ours articulates!
- [coming back from a commercial on the American version]
- Tyler Harcott: Welcome back to "Junkyard Wars", the only show on television with more heavy metal than an OZZY OSBOURNE CONCERT!