- Tex Murphy: Yeah, I've been married. When people tell me to go to hell, I tell them that I've already been there.
- Tex Murphy: I'll pick up these clothes next time I'm expecting someone else in my bedroom. Yeah... fat chance of that!
- Tex Murphy: Between my wedding ring and this picture of my ex-wife, Sylvia, I will never ever forget that women are alien creatures, capable of great destruction.
- Thomas Malloy: You do realize that what I'm about to tell you could put you in the same amount of trouble that I'm in.
- Tex Murphy: That's OK. Danger's like Jell-O, there's always room for more.
- Tex Murphy: None of us know when our time is going to be up, but for some reason, I didn't imagine it was gonna be like this. But, in retrospect, I suppose I pretty much deserved it. Man, I don't know what got into me. I mean, I haven't always been the most righteous guy in the world, but some of the things I did just seemed so out of character. Well, looks like I'll have plenty of time for speculation now.
- Great P.I. of the Universe: I see you're back again.
- Tex Murphy: Hehe. Yeah, it's me.
- Great P.I. of the Universe: This is getting old, Murphy.