Fang Floss™ will put a shine on your canines!
Castle FM (September 22nd, 2013) — Deep underground in FM’s Laboratories, Famous Monsters’ mad scientists have been hard at work developing an innovative new product. Forged as a substitute for the boring, out-of-date selection of dental floss that clutters convenient store shelves and your stepmother’s cabinets, we proudly introduce to you…. Fang Floss™! You’ll surely reach a deadly fate if you ignore these fang-tastic prices (note: that’s not a threat, that’s just good business)!
Whether you hang from the ceiling, nap in a coffin, or glitter in the sunlight, every vamp gets human meat stuck in their teeth from time to time. It’s hard to control yourself around annoyingly delicious humans, so the occasional skin chunk, bone, or muscle may clog your brilliant incisors, preventing the bliss of an absolutely unencumbered bloodflow.
To That We Say: No Longer!
Castle FM (September 22nd, 2013) — Deep underground in FM’s Laboratories, Famous Monsters’ mad scientists have been hard at work developing an innovative new product. Forged as a substitute for the boring, out-of-date selection of dental floss that clutters convenient store shelves and your stepmother’s cabinets, we proudly introduce to you…. Fang Floss™! You’ll surely reach a deadly fate if you ignore these fang-tastic prices (note: that’s not a threat, that’s just good business)!
Whether you hang from the ceiling, nap in a coffin, or glitter in the sunlight, every vamp gets human meat stuck in their teeth from time to time. It’s hard to control yourself around annoyingly delicious humans, so the occasional skin chunk, bone, or muscle may clog your brilliant incisors, preventing the bliss of an absolutely unencumbered bloodflow.
To That We Say: No Longer!
- 9/22/2013
- by Andy Greene
- FamousMonsters of Filmland
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